| Is your web developer still stuck in the 90's? Here's a | | | | well. |
| list of some of the stuff that should have been killed | | | | Comic sans |
| off by the millennium bug! | | | | I don't know about you but don't you hate easy to |
| Meta Tag Keywords | | | | read text? I like to see it jazzed up a bit. I give you |
| Love it! Lets not bother structuring the page right. | | | | Comic Sans. Preferably in pink, bold and a large font!! |
| Creating relevant unique engaging content. spending | | | | Comic Sans = the design equivalent of being sent to |
| time on a sophisticated link building process gaining | | | | Coventry! |
| high quality relevant links with appropriate anchor | | | | Pop ups |
| text. What's the point when all you have to do is pop | | | | Want someone to fill something in or force them into |
| 1000 keywords in the meta tag keywords and you'll | | | | an action on your website, easy!.....use a pop up. They |
| be at the top of every search...why didn't I think of | | | | can't just leave your site and go somewhere else, oh |
| that? | | | | yeah actually they can. |
| Page Counter | | | | Link Pages and Reciprocal links |
| Google analytics what's the point?.. Stick a page | | | | Everyone knows that Google loves links. They display |
| counter at the bottom of your homepage that way | | | | trust, they prove that someone somewhere on the |
| you and everyone else knows how many visitors | | | | internet values your content enough to link to it. In |
| you've had. Why?.....I don't know you put it there. | | | | that case lets take sue she's a florist she has a |
| Splash Pages | | | | website, she searches the internet or even better |
| Some one does a search lets say the want to find a | | | | pays a third party to search the internet for her and |
| landscape gardener, your sight comes up in the | | | | they find bob. bobs a builder (ironically I think Bob has |
| listings, they click on you. Lets not give them the | | | | his own TV show but that's another article) anyway |
| information they have come for lets make them | | | | Sue asks Bob to give her a link and in return he |
| watch an irrelevant flash presentation that took half | | | | should do the same. Problem solved!! Google will |
| an hour to load then 'click through to site'. They will | | | | never spot the scam they only have the best |
| appreciate the content more when they have waited | | | | computer minds in the world all working together to |
| for it anyway. Of course I'm joking.....no one would | | | | produce high quality search results. |
| have found your site because Google hate them as | | | | |