Get the Dirt On Your Yard's Soil

It's a dirty job, but many are eager to do it.found the acidity of our soil "adequate," the
Today's home gardeners have been learning the hardphosphorus high and the potassium low. And although
way what their rural forebears knew all too well:the report included a two-page list of fertilizers to
Good plants need great soil, or, in gardeningcorrect a nitrogen deficiency, the lab doesn't test for
vernacular, a $1 plant needs a $10 hole.nitrogen. The two labs' measurements of organic
There are a few plants that don't need soil to grow,content in our soil differed by more than 100%.
but you wouldn't want them around your house. DirtOur home-chemistry experiments began with the
is most plants' equivalent of bacon and eggs orNo-Wait Soil Test Kit, which required some waiting.
burgers and fries -- except plants prefer nitrogen,Ordered by mail from Heirloom Seeds in West
phosphorus, potassium and other minerals to stayElizabeth, Pa., the kit demanded, not just suggested,
healthy, to bloom and to reproduce. Because sousing distilled water, which required a trip to the
many Americans live in new houses, where dirt hasgrocery store. All of the do-it-yourself kits involved
been removed for construction and then replaced,some variation on comparing the color of test fluids
the quality of their soil can range from fecund toto an enclosed palette. Again, with No-Wait, the
barren.nitrogen was the fly in the ointment; after four
Traditionally, soil analysis was done by agriculturalattempts, the test fluid remained stubbornly clear
colleges for farmers, who need to know what kindwhen it needed to turn pink or, even better, red. In
of fertilizer to use for maximum yield. Now, adirect opposition to EarthCo, No-Wait found our
cottage industry of commercial testers has sprung upphosphorus low and our potassium high.
to give home gardeners the dirt on their earth.The Rapitest Soil Test Kit, made by Luster Leaf
This particular cranky consumer fared poorly inProducts Inc. in Woodstock, Ill., isn't particularly rapid
science classes and liked the idea of shipping a soilif, like ours, your soil is more clay than sand. To
sample to professional laboratories for analysis. Butcreate a liquid sample, your soil must settle in water,
many gardeners prefer the do-it-yourself kits sold atwhich can take as long as 24 hours. Then you mix
most garden centers and by mail order. We triedsome of the liquid and capsules of mysterious
some of each: two labs, one at a university and onepowder in four containers and match the resulting
commercial, and three home tests, all of whichhues with the patented "color comparators." Once
promised to be user-friendly even to chemistryagain, we flunked nitrogen. We had surplus potassium
dunces.and adequate phosphorus.
We collected the soil sample from our Garrison, N.Y.,AccuGrow Soil Test Strips, made by Environmental
garden according to rigorous guidelines prescribed byTest Systems in Elkhart, Ind., came with a 24-page
the University of Massachusetts at Amherst: diggingmanual introduced by a cartoon gardener named "C.
down about six inches in a dozen parts of theMoore Green." This was by far the simplest test.
garden, mixing the samples and letting them dry. WeAfter a brief preparation of soil with solutions
harvested enough dirt for all five tests.identified only as M and A, two strips (each with two
We shipped about two cups of soil to the universitytest patches) were inserted in the fluid for a minute
and requested the standard soil test. Two weeksor less. All four patches roughly turned the desired
later, a report arrived in the mail. Our soil is too acid,colors, although some of the gradations were subtle
has medium levels of phosphorus and potassium, andindeed and required squinting. (This test in turn
its nitrogen (NO(3)-N) level is "10 ppm." Huh? Althoughshowed low potassium and nitrogen and too much
the explanatory pamphlet emphasized that nitrogenphosphorus.)
"is essential" to plant growth, there was no indicationSylvie Brouder, associate professor of plant nutrition
whether our 10 ppm (parts per million) was low,and soil fertility at Purdue University in West
medium or high. Steven Bodine, director of the lab,Lafayette, Ind., explained why the tests showed
says testing for nitrogen is tricky and only extremesuch different results. Most soil-testing labs were
results, such as 50 ppm, are useful for makingdeveloped for regional growers, and their methods
recommendations.and equipment have evolved to support different
The lab's advice for amending our soil had aareas' growing conditions. Choosing a lab close to
one-size-fits-all quality and involved mixing in copioushome is most likely to yield useful results. Ms. Brouder
amounts of manure, wood ash and bone meal. In ouralso suggests asking for recommendations from a
neck of the woods, putting bone meal in the gardenlocal nursery or garden center.
is like laying out a smorgasbord for woodchucks.The home kits can point arrows in the right direction
A St. Louis laboratory, EarthCo, offers a basic soil-- especially regarding the acidity of your soil -- but
test whose results can be easily downloaded fromshouldn't be regarded as exact science. A balanced
the company's Web site. The report is colorful andfertilizer (we use organic because we have
easy to understand, offering both numerical data andomnivorous dogs), healthy additions of compost and
an interpretation: Our 4.8 pounds of potassium pera layer of mulch will treat most soil problems. And
1,000 square feet is low. But the results weredon't forget to water.
significantly different from the university lab. EarthCo